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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer!

Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?

One got his head blown off in the back of a limosene, the other got assasinated.