I’m play scrabble; the others playing candy land.
At the end of the day
the bottom line is
what I bring to the table
is a fork
Why does butter have it’s own compartment while ketchup must share?
Producing podcast A.I. and AI - Allen Iverson and Artificial Intelligence.
I can do without your attitude. I have one of my own.
My 5th grade teacher taught you should think before speaking. I missed school that day.
My brain tells me I’m 31. My body tells me I’m brainless.
I’m auditioning to be superhero in movie “Cesspool.”
Antelopes love the TV show “Around the Pronghorn.”
On ATH I always extrapolate too late.
I left a nap on a cozy couch for this?
Just pretend I’m not here and you’re not watching.
Whenever Tony talks I thnk “hmmm” and stop thinking.
Today is National Thinking Day, I think.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
NFL has Swifties.
NHL has Beliebers.
Who wants the Paigers?
Who should win today?
Ramona, Dennis, Tim, Spongewood Squarepants?
Fruita(co.) High School should nickname teams De Lumes.
College football team should have deodorant as nickname. Roll on, state.
About Woody’s Chalkboard
This is an ongoing list of Woody Paige’s chalkboard/blackboard quips from the ESPN show “Around The Horn”. This list was started in January 2008. You can read more about Woody’s chalkboard.
Additionally, you can get an RSS feed.
You can find Woody at woodypaige.com, on Facebook, Twitter, The Denver Post, and the Colorado Springs Gazette.
Advertisement